Someone Should Tell Ryan Reynolds About His New Wife- Then again if this model is defective, he can always exchange it.

Note to readers: Ane Howard gets a lot of crazy email at  Hollywood Today since we passed 12 million readers – up to 1,000 letters a day. Most we don’t publish, out of respect for your time, but some we insist on printing – like this one. They don’t get loopier than this, but remember as you may laugh, that the writer of the email believes strongly. – ed.

NEW YORK(RUSHPRNEWS)09/29/2008-In real news, the ‘Lost in Translation’ star Johansson has married her actor fiancé Ryan Reynolds in a quiet ceremony in Canada. Johansson’s representative confirmed on Sunday that the pair are now married but did not give any details about the wedding.

But here is the email we received.

WARNING ! STOLEN BIOLOGICAL MATERIAL ! Human Cloning Prohibition Act of 2007! regarding Scarlett Johansson (actress)

I would like inform you that Scarlett Johansson (actress) actually is a clone from original person Scarlett Galabekian, who has nothing with acting career. That clone was created illegally by using stolen biological material. Original person is very nice (not d**n sexy), most important – CHRISTIAN young lady!

 

I’ll tell you more, those clones (it’s not only one) made in GERMANY – world leader manufacturer of humans clones, it is in Ludwigshafen am Rhein, North Bavaria, Mr. Helmut Kohl home town. You can not even imaging the scale of the cloning activity. But warning! Helmut Kohl clone staff 100% controlling all their clones spreading around the world, they are very accurate with that, some of them are still NAZI type disciplined and mind controlled clones, so be careful get close with clones you will be
controlled as well.

Whatever is stolen is stolen and it’s illegal to possess, to use or dispose. Think wise… This is just a warning, because original person is not happy with those movies, images, video, rumors and etc. spreading on media in that way it would be really nice if we all will try slow down that “actress” career development, original Scarlett will really appreciated that.

Please remember that original Scarlett’s family did not authorize any activity with stolen biological materials. Please do that, do not wait until FBI agent give you a call with questions. All clones needs to be return back to original family control to Cedars-Sinai Medical Center in Los Angeles. If you ignore warning after this message, there law suit could happen.

Original Scarlett was not engage, by the way!

signed,
Her close friend Serge G.
P.S. I’M SURE THAT CONTROLLING ACTIVITY OF ANY CLONES IS US MILITARY OPERATION.

H.R. 534, the Human Cloning Prohibition Act of 2003, was introduced to the U.S. House of Representatives on February 5, 2003. After discussion, it was passed on February 27 by a vote of 241-155.

It now moves on to the Senate for consideration. This bill makes it unlawful for any person or
entity to perform or participate in human cloning, or to ship or receive embryos produced by human cloning. The penalties are imprisonment of up to 10 years and fines of $1 million or more.
These now join other nations as diverse as Norway, Australia, and Germany, which had already added cloning for any purpose to their criminal code. And in Germany where it carries a penalty of five years imprisonment they know a thing or two about unethical science.

This was written to one of our editors Ane Howard